There must be something in that Potomac water ...

The water in the Potomac must kill brain cells. I mean, look at this headline from the Washington Post,  

"Hacker infiltration ends D.C. online voting trial"

Raise your hand if you couldn't see that one coming.  Everything from banks to the federal government has been hacked. No one with any sense could think that election systems would be exempt. "A secure Internet voting system is theoretically possible, but it would be the first secure networked application ever created in the history of computers," says Bruce Schneier, founder of Counterpane Internet Security, Inc,

And long ago computer voting ran into trouble in places like Ohio  and someplace I can't recall down south. ... hmmmm ... could it have been in  FLORIDA?  


But in DC, everyone is brain-damaged so they can't remember any of that.  They set up an internet voting system.  Wait until Congress mandates that we vote online for the President.  We'll wake up that Wednesday morning to honor President-elect Fox Mulder and his running mate Sponge Bob.

Note this interesting online book on how to protect the integrity of the voting process.